Job Interview

Job Interview. MP

OFFICER:- What is your name?

Monday:-  M.P. sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Monday:-  Monday Paul

OFFICER:- Your father's name?

Monday:-  M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What does that mean?

Monday:-  Matthias Paul

OFFICER:- Your native place?

Monday :   M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What's that?

Monday:-  Manipur Province

OFFICER:- What is your qualification?

Monday:-  M.P.

OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!

Monday:-  Matric Pass

OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?

Monday:-   It is because of M.P. sir

OFFICER:   Meaning?

Monday:-  Money Problems

OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your  personality like?

Monday:    MP sir.

OFFICER:   And what is that?

Monday:-  Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Monday:-  Sir, how was M.P. sir?

OFFICER:- And what's that again?

Monday:-   My Performance.

OFFICER:-  I think you have M.P.

Monday:-   Meaning?

OFFICER:-  Mental Problem

Husband & wife

One million books was sold in just 2 hrs due to the typing error of just one alphabet.
Error.....L  was typed as  W

 Title of the book was ...
AN IDEA TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE. 






Sardar's  e-banking password was:
"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"

Banta: Dis much lengthy password?
Sardar: wat to do. Bank fellow told password should contain 5 character & 1 capital.
Banta: Dats ok. But, y Kejriwal's name??
Sardar: One special character  also should b there.

Husband Wife

భార్య:

ఏమండీ.. మనం

సోమవారం షాపింగ్,

మంగళవారం హోటల్,

బుధవారం ఔటింగ్,

గురువారం డిన్నర్

శుక్రవారం సినిమాకు

శనివారం పిక్నిక్ వెళ్తే

ఎలా ఉంటుంది...

సూపర్ కదా!

భర్త:

ఇవన్నీ జరిగితే మనం

ఆదివారం

గుడికి వెళ్ళాలి

భార్య:

ఎందుకు?..

భర్త:

అడుక్కోవటానికి..

school jokes

One day at school....

Teacher: Varun, answer me. What do you wanna be when you grow up.

Varun: Teacher, I wish to become a very rich man. My business should be in all major cities. I should buy a big bungalow. I will always travel by air. Wherever I go into should stay in 5 star hotels. There should be minimum 10 servants to take care of my needs. I should own the costliest car. I should have the costliest diamond.

Teacher: Stop Varun. Students, henceforth you should not give such lengthy answer. Please reply in a sentence. Ok. Now you tell me Pooja. What do you want to be?

Pooja: Varun's wife ....

interview question

Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview.

He was asked -

Q 1. When did India get Independence?

He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.

Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for Independence?

Answer - There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

Q 3. Do you think, Corruption is the greatest enemy of the country?

Answer - A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

The Interview Board was impressed by his original ideas. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the same questions to other candidates also.

When the young man went out of the room, Sardar inquired about the questions asked. The young man said that he had promised the interview board not to disclose the questions.

But, Sardar found a way out. "Tell me the answer you gave."

The young man, thought it to be okay, as he was not going back on his words of "not disclosing the QUESTIONS". So he gave him the three answer which Sardar quickly learnt by heart.

When Sardar went in for interview, this is what happened.

Q 1. When were you born?

Sardar:- The efforts started long back, but could succeed in 1947.

Interviewers got confused...they asked next question.

Q 2. What is your father's name?

Sardar :- There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

The board members were shocked at the reply..they said.

Q 3. Are you mad?

Sardar :- A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

I am still laughing

Joke in telugu

 వర్షం పడుతుండగా ఇంటివైపు వడివడిగా అడుగులు వేస్తూ వెళ్తున్నాడు అప్పారావు.

" ఇంతలో అక్కడే ఆగిపో..నీ ముందున్న చెట్టు పడిపోతుంది" అంటూ ఎవరో అరచినట్టు

అనిపించి ఆగిపోయాడు.

వెనక ఎవరూ లేరు కానీ నిజంగానే చెట్టు పడిపోయింది. ఆశ్చర్యపోతూనే ఇంటికి వెళ్ళేందుకు ఆటో ఎక్కబోతుంటే "వద్దు ఎక్కకు. ఆ ఆటోకి యాక్సిడెంట్

అవుతుంది" అని వినిపించి ఆగిపోయాడు.

ఇంతలో మరెవరో ఆ ఆటో మాట్లాడుకున్నారు. అది కదలి కదలగానే కారు వచ్చి కొట్టేసింది.

అప్పారావు మరింత ఆశ్చర్యపోయి .

"నన్నింతగా రక్షిస్తున్నావు..ఎవరు నువ్వు?" అని అడిగాడు.

" నేను అశరీరవాణిని " అంటూ సమాధానం వచ్చింది.

" నా క్షేమం ఇంత కోరేవాడివి నేను పెళ్ళి చేసుకుంటున్నప్పుడు ఎక్కడ చచ్చావ్ " అంటూకోపగించుకున్నాడు అప్పారావు.

Hindi Songs

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Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale.  .

– Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..

– Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..

– Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..

– Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..

– Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..

– Alzheimer’s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..

– Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..

– Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..

– Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..

– Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..

–Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..

– Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..

– Loose Motion