Joke in telugu

 వర్షం పడుతుండగా ఇంటివైపు వడివడిగా అడుగులు వేస్తూ వెళ్తున్నాడు అప్పారావు.

" ఇంతలో అక్కడే ఆగిపో..నీ ముందున్న చెట్టు పడిపోతుంది" అంటూ ఎవరో అరచినట్టు

అనిపించి ఆగిపోయాడు.

వెనక ఎవరూ లేరు కానీ నిజంగానే చెట్టు పడిపోయింది. ఆశ్చర్యపోతూనే ఇంటికి వెళ్ళేందుకు ఆటో ఎక్కబోతుంటే "వద్దు ఎక్కకు. ఆ ఆటోకి యాక్సిడెంట్

అవుతుంది" అని వినిపించి ఆగిపోయాడు.

ఇంతలో మరెవరో ఆ ఆటో మాట్లాడుకున్నారు. అది కదలి కదలగానే కారు వచ్చి కొట్టేసింది.

అప్పారావు మరింత ఆశ్చర్యపోయి .

"నన్నింతగా రక్షిస్తున్నావు..ఎవరు నువ్వు?" అని అడిగాడు.

" నేను అశరీరవాణిని " అంటూ సమాధానం వచ్చింది.

" నా క్షేమం ఇంత కోరేవాడివి నేను పెళ్ళి చేసుకుంటున్నప్పుడు ఎక్కడ చచ్చావ్ " అంటూకోపగించుకున్నాడు అప్పారావు.

Hindi Songs

Do U Lke Songs?

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale.  .

– Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..

– Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..

– Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..

– Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..

– Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..

– Alzheimer’s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..

– Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..

– Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..

– Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..

– Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..

–Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..

– Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..

– Loose Motion

corruption

About the corruption in India.

 

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs500/=

so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting Rs500/=

When post office staff received a letter addressed to God, they forwarded it to the President.

The President was so amused,

he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs 100/=

as he thought Rs500/= would be a lot of money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs100/= & decided to write a thank u note to God.

'Dear God, Thank u very much for sending the money. However,

I noticed that u have sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government ) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 400/= rupees

husband and wife jokes

--    A little humor...

-----  A small argument between a couple turns violent.

            Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.

 Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!

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If wife wants husband’s attention,  she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.

     If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…

     “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…

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            Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.

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  Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

 Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

   Man inside: “i am talking to my wife”

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The sweetest msg -

Wife to Husband :

U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..

            he hugged her immediately. ..

Be Ready to Laugh..............

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