Job Interview

Job Interview. MP

OFFICER:- What is your name?

Monday:-  M.P. sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Monday:-  Monday Paul

OFFICER:- Your father's name?

Monday:-  M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What does that mean?

Monday:-  Matthias Paul

OFFICER:- Your native place?

Monday :   M.P. sir

OFFICER:- What's that?

Monday:-  Manipur Province

OFFICER:- What is your qualification?

Monday:-  M.P.

OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!

Monday:-  Matric Pass

OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?

Monday:-   It is because of M.P. sir

OFFICER:   Meaning?

Monday:-  Money Problems

OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your  personality like?

Monday:    MP sir.

OFFICER:   And what is that?

Monday:-  Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Monday:-  Sir, how was M.P. sir?

OFFICER:- And what's that again?

Monday:-   My Performance.

OFFICER:-  I think you have M.P.

Monday:-   Meaning?

OFFICER:-  Mental Problem