-- A little humor...
----- A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband
says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s
afraid of a mouse!!!
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants
wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of
her Husband…
“Miss” for first
year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
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Do you
remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That
was common sense leaving your body.
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Pappu: Dad, l got
selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone
booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken
a word”.
Man inside: “i am
talking to my wife”
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The sweetest msg -
Wife to Husband :
U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
he hugged
her immediately. ..
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