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Monday, 9 May 2016

husband and wife jokes



--    A little humor...
-----  A small argument between a couple turns violent.

            Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
 Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!

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If wife wants husband’s attention,  she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
     If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
     “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
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            Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.

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  Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

 Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
   Man inside: “i am talking to my wife”
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The sweetest msg -
Wife to Husband :
U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
            he hugged her immediately. ..

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